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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.

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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?

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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.

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(330): View more from Ohio

would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.

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(315): View more from New York

Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.

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(951): View more from California

My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.

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