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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.

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(716): View more from New York

i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?

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(804): View more from Virginia

she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes

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(513): View more from Ohio

i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza

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(650): View more from California

areolas are like halos for boobs.

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