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(210): View more from Texas

Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.

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(954): View more from Florida

You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.

(1-202): View more from Washington, DC

Thanks, mom.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I think there was chlamydia in those woods.

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(972): View more from Texas

I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.

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(727): View more from Florida

and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos

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