Last Night in Louisiana (318)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.

  Fav 8 1585 810

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.

  Fav 11 2103 802

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?

  Fav 3 566 782

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.

  Fav 6 1851 779

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"

  Fav 5 2017 763

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.

  Fav 7 2441 754

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home

  Fav 1 1459 742

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.

  Fav 7 1593 736

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.

  Fav 4 1307 734

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock

  Fav 10 2053 719

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.

  Fav 3 1831 717

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off

  Fav 2 1137 715

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...

  Fav 4 1392 689

  share tweet
  

• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  Coming.

  Fav 8 1627 678

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT