sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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