so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
