Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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