doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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