Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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