you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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