But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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