My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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