Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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