And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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