i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
