oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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