What a fucking waste of an outfit
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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