I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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