You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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