Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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