Last Night in Newfndlnd, Labradr (709)

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  Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact

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  You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread

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  Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign

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  He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!

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  THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.

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  She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"

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  Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day

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  In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church

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  It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.

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  We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night

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  Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming

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  When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her

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  I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.

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  My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner

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  Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am

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