Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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