love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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