i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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