dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Even my vagina gasped.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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