At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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