Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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