ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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