I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You did what with his pubic hair?
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