So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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