Betty ford says i'm here all night
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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