is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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