Do vagina's smell?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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