I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
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Last time I got drunk in the middle of the day, I ran naked through the woods behind my house shouting "I AM ENKIDU, KING OF BEASTS!" and then I fucked a deer.
While hot pockets are delicious, it usually doesn't end well when u mix them with a whole day of drinking.
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