i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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