We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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