on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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