I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
This is the high leading the old right now
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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