I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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