Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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