There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
