I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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