Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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