I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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