is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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