Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
