Last Night in Montana (406)

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  Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.

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  They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.

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  I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.

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  I need an aspirin and some dignity.

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  Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.

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  I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"

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  he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.

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  In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS

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  Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE

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  your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster

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  THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!

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  I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.

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  The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"

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  If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.

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  He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.

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  I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez

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