We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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