Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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