Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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