dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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